After years of denying the existence of Walt Disney’s frozen body, Disney has decided to defrost said body to get better feedback about new rides in their park. Disney has been criticised for building less impressive rides after opening Toy Story Land and Avengers Campus.
In order to get the company back to their top level, Disney’s board decided it would be best to defrost Walt Disney and ask him for advice. “We feel like the company has lost touch with its roots,” says chairman-elect Susan Arnold. “Therefore it seems best to bring back the person who made the company what it is today.”
Walt Disney is set to be defrosted tomorrow, on March 15, just 55 years and 3 months after passing away in Los Angeles due to lung cancer. Walt Disney is best known for being an antisemite.
