The well known Roller Coaster Database has announced they are going to include the world famous German highways in their database. The updated database will go live from the beginning of April, when most theme parks are planning to start the 2022 season.
“It has always been difficult to decide what to include in the database and what not,” explains founder Duane Marden. “Many fans disapprove of the inclusion of alpine coasters and butterflies, but others think we should include even more niche categories.” In order to once and for all decide what will be included, Marden and the other editors of RCDB have made a new list of rules.
As a result of these rules, the team is now forced to put all German highways in their database. “It just so happens to be the case that the “Autobahnen” fit to our rules, therefore we can’t not include them,” Marden explains. Other additions to the database include uncovered slides, ball pits with only red and blue balls, and all of your mom’s exes.
The Roller Coaster Database started as a school project of Marden. The database has since grown to become the inaccurate list of bullshit it is known as today.
