Theme park fans from all around the world are flexing with their coaster-count. Some even travel to South-Korea without telling their friends to get these few extra credits. Tracking your coaster-count however, is utterly pointless. Here are 20 reasons why no one cares about your coaster-count.
- You’re a pathetic nerd;
- No one is interested in theme parks the way you are;
- Why the fuck would someone even care if you rode all butterflies;
- On the topic of which, butterflies;
- I mean they’re not even coasters why the fuck would you include them in your coaster-count;
- Thinking about it, there’s so much shit on the RCDB;
- They even included fucking German highways, like why;
- Anyway, I’m rambling, let’s get back on topic;
- Flexing is generally not appreciated, neither when flexing with coasters;
- Lemme go back a bit, do you think someone will proofread this and filter out my rambling;
- Or can I just type anything I want in here;
- Cock and ball torture;
- I’m not sure which is worse, Fortnite or Roblox;
- Did you know eating asbestos is bad for your health? The more you know;
- Wait, what was I typing about;
- Oh yeah right I was talking shit about you for tracking your coaster-count;
- I already said you’re a pathetic nerd right;
- ‘Cause you are;
- And I’m gonna be honest, I also track my coaster-count. Thinking about it, why would I even write this article;
- Well it’s too late now. I guess we’re both pathetic nerds.
